hey there

I just got this email from one of my good friends, who's hilariously funny. Check it out.

**How to learn CHINESE in 3 minutes.

English: He's cleaning his automobile.
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka.







English: This is a tow away zone.
Chinese: No Pah King.







English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?







English: Small Horse.
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni.







English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?











English: It's very dark in here.
Chinese: Wai So Dim?







English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?







English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?







English: Your body odor is offensive.
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu.







English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?







English: I got this for free.
Chinese: Ai No Pei.