Stories of Sleeping

I, Charles Wu, have slept so much over the last two days it's almost silly. I passed out before takeoff on my plane and the landing woke me up, then I slept the rest of the day and night, pausing only for dinner. I slept until about one on Sunday, ate lunch, then took a four-hour "nap." Today the story is much the same, and I've been unconscious most of the day,with random food breaks (no Looza though). I'm conditioning myself for the coma that will be school, so I rationalize. Anyway, it may be time for a nap soon...