In a dreamy mood
So I am currently listening to the most beutiful song ever recorded in a live session
not only is "on the other hand" a latin jazz groove by michel camilo--seriously the greatest pianist ever to walk the face of the earth, but he puts these gospel chords right in the middle and they are indescribably wonderful.
Just got out of the most boring day of my life. we had a 8 hour jazz workshop with the kids from our rival school. call me a pigheaded nonintermixing jerkwad, but I fail to see the musical value in 7 trumpets all trying to prove that they can play better and higher than the others. on the plus side, because we had no regular schedule, we had like an hour and a half lunch, so we all piled into my car and went out together with grateful dead blaring in the speakers. it was a nice change
So I'm really sorry to bring this up again, but...
PIRATE PICK-UP LINES!!!
how about we get together and haul some keel?
you can walk my plank
mind scraping the barnacles off my rudder?
want to board the ship and navigate some exotic waters?
Yeah I apologize to all those innocent minds I just corrupted. those are pretty bad.
top 5 christmas songs that get REALLY old REALLY fast. (and therefore should never be played before the 20th)
5-up on the house top
4-santa clause is coming to town
3-have yourself a merry little christmas
2-trepak (from nutcracker)
and a clear winner
1-carol of the bells
miss you all
-Bern
6 Comments:
I'm a particular fan of the barnacle pick-up line. That's pretty skeevy, and I feel really good about it.
9:18 AM, December 09, 2005
Hmm... the best song to annoy people with is probably Jingle Bells. Simple but deadly. Sing it in a fake cheery voice and everyone around you starts going beserk. It works for me, at least.
1:54 PM, December 09, 2005
Carol of the Bells is a killer, though. You nailed it there. Although it's pretty medley-izable, which is handy.
5:32 PM, December 09, 2005
Others:
Jingle Bell Rock possibly the worst Xmas song to begin with, ridiculous overplay makes it worse
Deck the Halls: great fun...the first 50 times
8:23 PM, December 09, 2005
Others:
Jingle Bell Rock: possibly the worst Xmas song ever to begin with, ridiculous overplay makes it worse
Deck the Halls: great fun...the first 50 times
8:23 PM, December 09, 2005
dang it! now i'm whistling Carol of the Bellls!
9:38 PM, December 09, 2005
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