The birthday kid speaks!

Wow guys, I feel really loved :-D For serious! Thanks for all of the cakes/blimps/random Penn State students :-D And of course, thanks for all of the memories. I'm getting a bike for my birthday, so I will be able to roll up my right pant leg and pedal circles around lowly pedestrians everywhere (not to mention run from evil rodents). Also, I can finally watch R-rated movies (X-rated too, whatever the distinction is). Wooooooooo! But really, thanks a lot for all of the well-wishes and funniness; I really appreciate it.