HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

to the rebel Emma (not Emily)

it seems just yesterday that we would near sprint home from class all the while snickering to ourselves at how slow the others were and plotting ways to incapacitate Adam on his cheesy fat tired bike so that he would no longer be able to beat us to lunch. Now that you are seventeen, however, you have no doubt outgrown such foolishness along with snapping and bassoonicking. In your newfound maturity you walk at a stately pace, conduct all conversations according to Roberts Rules and never EVER allow people to rub your head.

right?

right?

May your every year be better than the last

-Bern

On another note--

what is this mine eyes percieve? is there really a little name that reads "Jenny" on our contributers list? Jenny, whether I am just unexcusibly blind and have missed you or you have just now decided to join the party, Welcome! I am sure that you will find our merry madness a welcome diversion from your otherwise productive existence in Canada.

to all the best

-b